Dec 28, 2021
Tim and the Mayor wrap up bonkers Hallmark logline month with "Unlocking Christmas", a movie about mysterious keys and cryptices that somehow manages to be sooooooo boring.
Dec 21, 2021
Anton and Brian check out Hallmark’s attempt at a Hanukkah movie, “Love Lights Hanukkah”. Such relatable Hanukkah characters! A dreidel collector! A latke artist! A woman who feels genetically obligated to do a Hanukkah!
Dec 14, 2021
Bonkers Hallmark Logline month falls short of its promises as Brian and David encounter a Passionflix/Lifetime movie. And one that doesn't even kind of commit to its wild logline, which was: "A man celebrates Christmas every day, and yet is still a viable love interest for a TV romance movie." But honestly, we mostly...
Dec 7, 2021
Bonkers Hallmark Loglines month continues as Brian and Robbie dig a shallow grave for the art of song parody as we review "A Christmas Carousel". Logline: "A big city carousel repairwoman needs to repair The Royal Carousel in time for Christmas... with the help of the handsome prince!"
Nov 30, 2021
Bonkers Hallmark Loglines month begins as Brian, Emily, Spencer, and Candace Cameron superfan Atma the Cat all squeeze together to review "If I Only Had Christmas". Logline: "It's a Hallmark Christmas movie, but also it's The Wizard of Oz!"