Dec 28, 2021
Tim and the Mayor wrap up bonkers Hallmark logline month with "Unlocking Christmas", a movie about mysterious keys and cryptices that somehow manages to be sooooooo boring.
Dec 21, 2021
Anton and Brian check out Hallmark’s attempt at a Hanukkah movie, “Love Lights Hanukkah”. Such relatable Hanukkah characters! A dreidel collector! A latke artist! A woman who feels genetically obligated to do a Hanukkah!
Dec 14, 2021
Bonkers Hallmark Logline month falls short of its promises as Brian and David encounter a Passionflix/Lifetime movie. And one that doesn't even kind of commit to its wild logline, which was: "A man celebrates Christmas every day, and yet is still a viable love interest for a TV romance movie." But honestly, we mostly...
Dec 7, 2021
Bonkers Hallmark Loglines month continues as Brian and Robbie dig a shallow grave for the art of song parody as we review "A Christmas Carousel". Logline: "A big city carousel repairwoman needs to repair The Royal Carousel in time for Christmas... with the help of the handsome prince!"