Jan 30, 2018
The Mayor and his brother take a moment to ponder the horrifying simulacra of humanity that inhabit The Polar Express.
Jan 23, 2018
The Mayor's continuing attempts to stop saying "Um" so much are stymied by his brain's inability to fully process a movie which says "Dickens? Yeah, he's okay. But we can do better."
NOTE: This is a lightly edited version of the first upload. I just snipped out a WILD factual inaccuracy. I'll cover it on a future...
Jan 16, 2018
The mayor once again goes solo to make a deep dive to the nadir of Michael Keaton's career for the very odd film Jack Frost, which makes up for its general mediocrity by having some very weird casting and sometimes allllllllmost being watchable.
Jan 1, 2018
The Mayor welcomes his friend Courtney to the mayoral office to review the Christmas (?) classic (?) Babes in Toyland, starring Laurel and Hardy. Topics of discussion include how annoying Tom Piper is, why parts of this movie somehow seem racist, why Bo Peep is the only good character, and what's the deal with...
Jan 1, 2018
The Mayor courts controversy in his first full episode by saying
some not very nice things about The Nightmare Before Christmas, but
he's really - OH NO. PLEASE, LET ME EXPLAIN!
This is posting earlier than expected, so just FYI, National Cassoulet Day is January 9. Mark your calendars.